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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No way

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Where are the gay people in India?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Satellite measures river flow waves for the first time - The Washington Post

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Has Great Britain ever been considered a "hyper-power" like the United States or Russia are currently considered? If not, why?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Hegseth moves to rename Navy ship honoring gay rights icon Harvey Milk - The Washington Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Texas Tech ends Oklahoma's 4-year run as Women's College World Series champ with walk-off 3-2 win - AP News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Over-the-counter supplement could prevent heart disease in type 2 diabetes patients - Medical Xpress

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Still no good.

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