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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 05:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

What does it feel like wearing tights?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

What was your best unexpected reunion with your childhood best friend?

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Do you like wearing short skirts?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

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