What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:03

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Where are the gay people in India?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Still no good.